Apple Thoughts: Get Your Chuck On!

"Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! has finally hit the App Store, and according to Gameloft's Twitter feed, they were just waiting on you, 'The @ChuckNorrisGame was ready the instant Chuck Norris thought of it. It just waited for you to be worthy to play it.'"

Just remember, when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris is, ok ok, I'll stop. Feel free to read more at Chuck Norris Facts.