Apple Thoughts: At Least This Apple Store Was Prepared for the Rapture

"If anyone was going to ascend naked directly into heaven as beings made entirely out of light, it's the guys who work for Apple, and while it may not have happened on May 21st as it was supposed to, at least one Apple Store prepared for the Rapture."

The good thing is this is easily modified so they will be ready for October. As a side note, I find it pleasantly surprising that they rotate through various positions, which would tend to keep their skill set well rounded.